January 2011
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A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and...
legendonscreen:
Who knew I had this much in common with ferrets?
oh my god so me
my toenails are the only parts of my body that i...
fortunately, they’re easy to rip off.
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lol so funny fucking story
i got home and my roommates side was completely flooded. for whatever reason, she’s nowhere to be found. luckily it didn’t get to my side of the room, or manage to hit any of the 70938709258376593228 electronics plugged in on her side. an angel from a few doors down came over and helped my clean it up.
logically it came from the bathroom, but the bathroom seems to be in perfect...
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..like that time i had to sleep on a sweater full...
“We should’ve gone to Ben & Jerry’s before dinner and said, ‘Listen, we’re...”
– is- John Carroll [Father]
Ice cream is serious business.
(via gabbehnicole)
i can’t wait to meet your dad when he walks you down the aisle to me
booksandrecords asked: darling, let's dread my hair. I am bored with it.
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weird day
i hate stats, and then the bookstore fucked me, and then public speaking class was weird. also i was supposed to watch ru paul’s drag race with my baby boo steven, but he was having troubles so we dropped plans. the manager at einstein’s was being a super cock, and then some friends came to get me, and then we watched fantastic mr. fox, which was wonderful.
jake got off work and came...
Reblog with a band that came from your town
legendonscreen:
horcruxes-before-hoes:
likeacholo:
kellinquinn:
whoresnop:
Guns N’ Roses.
Emarosa!
you could say brand new, taking back sunday and envy on the coast
taylor swift.
grizzly bear
well, jimi hendrix and little richard used to live here.
Ignore Sarah Palin Week! (2/28-3/4) →
dear tapout,
please put out a winter jacket of some sort, so that the douche bags that wear your clothing can be fashionable AND warm.
for some reason they don’t like to wear jackets so that they may show off the “tapout” label across their chest and shoulders.
sincerely,
concerned passerby.
people who are "grossed out" by meat
psilocybin-siren:
being vegetarian/vegan for the rights of animals is one thing, but if it is just because you are “grossed out by meat”
too bad your dad’s meat didn’t “gross out” your mum
meat grosses me out.
it’s fucking bloody flesh that rots in your colon and hardens your shit and gives you acne and was cut out of a living thing.
so it’s pretty gross.
i take like five minute showers at the dorm so i...
Artist takes a different drug every day and draws... →
thebonegarden:
blogsavethequeen:
the morphine one is my favourite
That’s AMAZING.
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ra ta tat tat, on your dumb dumb drum, the beat's...
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Alcohol Is Microscopically Beautiful
We all knew alcohol could make people look beautiful, but it seems we were overlooking the real beauty all along.
1. Bloody Mary
2. Cosmopolitan
3. Dry Martini
4. Pina Colada
5. Sake
6. Tequila
7. Vodka Tonic
8. Whiskey
9. White Russian
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send me good music, i'm beefing up my itunes
